Showing posts with label youngstown state university. Show all posts
Showing posts with label youngstown state university. Show all posts

Monday, January 23, 2012

"You ain't got friends like I got friends."


“There’s never anything to do around here.”
“I can’t wait to just get the hell out of here.”
“This place plain sucks.”

Those are all the typical starting points for the all too common conversation discussing the place I’m currently living in. The same start to a conversation that the same type of person begins. The pessimistic local that goes with the stereotype that Youngstown is a shit-hole. “What’s there to do in a place like this?”, is what they’ll ask me and I’ll just answer with something like, “You’re just either not looking in the right places or not looking at all.” I’d love to elaborate on the times I have and the people I meet as I stand there with them. As I stand there trying not to literally slap some sense in to them.

I’m in Downtown Youngstown at least twice a week. Whether it’s going to play and listen to local artists at open mic nights on Tuesdays at the Lemon Grove, catching a show, or stopping in to play pool at the Draught House and get some good, cheap beers. And usually I walk into a bar downtown and I’ll see someone I know. Someone I want to talk to. Someone I like interacting with, who has similar interests and usually shares some sort of passion for this city.

It’s two in the morning on a weekend and I’m leaving a show. I’ve had a few Crown Royals, a few Captain and Cokes (diet if I’m feeling disgusting) and definitely a couple choice beers. It’s time to walk into a downtown secret, the Downtown Circle. People ignorant to Youngstown will ask, “Why are you going into a convenient store? You can’t buy beer this late.”
Sometimes they follow me in and sometimes they stand outside smoking their Marbolo Reds or Camel Crushes depending on how long their smoking addiction has been going. Then, I walk out with a cylinder of tin foil. A warm cylinder of tin foil that smells better than anything you can get at Denny’s, Taco Bell, or any late night food joint (those can be called shit holes.) Unwrapped—it’s a gyro. Lamb meat cooked on a shawarma, covered in whatever homemade topping you want. Toasted in its tin foil sarcophagus. Breathe it in. Let the cucumber sauce run it’s path down your chin as the amount of lamb you’re fitting into your mouth is unorthodox to any normal eating standard. The homemade hot sauce continues your intoxicating feeling in a different manner than the drinking. Something so simple, that makes home so good.

            Coming down the sidewalk one way are kids in thick-rimmed glasses, form fitting clothes, scarves, and some simple flat-bottomed shoes. The girls wear colorful and elaborate outfits that you’d see in a Forever 21 catalogue. Look the other way and here comes a group of gentlemen in polo shirts and pea coats, accompanied with stain washed, handmade holes in their jeans and some loosely tied high top Nikes. Behind them girls are walking at a steady pace trying to cover their legs that are peaking out from their short, sequined, shimmering dresses. Their faces coated with makeup and their shoes adding at least three inches to their height. Around the corner comes a group of kids that are underage and most likely pounding shots of 151 and having some light beers. YSU hoodies with the hoods up, yelling and stumbling down the brick sidewalks. West Federal Street -- A stereotype melting pot.
            People with wristbands, people with X’d hands. People hammered doing more shots of whiskey, people enjoying coffee or tea. Chill and have a martini. Let loose and hear a band, hear a DJ, do something. Neighboring bars cover the whole spectrum when you’re down on West Federal Street.

            Want to feel like the spotlights on you for a moment? Venture Downtown on a Wednesday and Karaoke. Make a fool of yourself and simply say, “Fuck it.”
Drink one too many and dance like you’ve never danced before. Get dressed up and go eat. Dress down, watch a sporting event, and eat. Go eat locally produced food. Or you can continue to sit in your house forever playing video games and doing the same thing every night. Stay at home and catch the premiere of some television show (or get DVR.) Or Go meet all the people that I have met. Join us in drum circles. Discussions about movies. Arguments about politics. Talk about inappropriate subject matter over eight pitchers of beer. Continue drinking at three in the morning while people are playing instruments and yelling out lyrics to songs. Feel whatever it is floating through the atmosphere and join in. This past year has been the most unlikely year ever, in the best possible way. The experiences and people I’ve met in this area are enough for me to say, I love this place. No matter where I go, Youngstown is my home. My stomping grounds. The people I know and love, we can look at other people and say, “You ain’t got friends like I got friends.”

“Youngstown sucks.”
I still don’t know how I’d respond to that statement in a short conversation. Maybe, “A lot of places suck.”
or, “You boring, fun sucking fuck you just need to let go a little and see everything you’re not taking time to enjoy.”
or something inappropriate, “If you mean Youngstown sucks the dick of it’s citizens to keep them happy, then yes, you’re right.”
or simply, “No, you suck.”

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Hello, I'm Dave and I like to party.

This isn't the first blog I've created. It just so happens that I never posted on my other one and now I don't know what name or password I used when I signed up. Case in point: I can't use that one. This site seems much better anyways.

Anyways, today I was faced with a problem.. Lay around all day or go and fall on the icy Youngstown State University sidewalks. I of course chose to stay home.  I accomplished a lot. I learned "Where do my bluebird fly?" by Tallest Man on Earth on guitar. Besides that I watched the movie "RED" while my girlfriend slept on the couch. Not only did she sleep, she drooled all over my shoulder, which was covered by a brand new sweater. Now I'm rocking a striped sweater that looks like it took a load on the arm.

Before my girlfriend went to work we got Antones and relaxed a bit.

After she left I picked up Assholes Finish First by Tucker Max and was once again impressed.  His writing is nothing special, but the stories are nothing short of hilarious. I re-read a story today that he wrote about doing a clown crawl, i won't go into detail about his story, but it reminded me of a bar crawl that i did...

The Zombie Crawl

It's a new tradition of Youngstown and it is insanely fun. A couple hundred people show up at a cemetery downtown and get all zombie'd up. Blood squirts. dead looking makeup. tear some clothes. get a limp and forget how to speak English. only grunts and yells allowed.  I went down with a few of my friends. Myself and two kids, Josh and Brian split a case of Arnold Palmer Hard's (we drank them because they were new and were completely aware that they are kind of gay) and for some reason josh had a $25 jug of paint thinner wine. Which we put in gatorade bottles and chugged while we were getting bloodied up. The crowd of hundred lined up and prepared itself for a mile long walk to the bars. On the way drunk zombies were yelling at kids and parents, trying to climb walls, and even attempting to stop oncoming traffic. They didn't pay attention to the list of rules we got, because number 7 was " Remember you are NOT actually dead so do NOT get in the way of moving vehicles." lucky for them the vehicle stopped moving. Throughout the night nothing that notable happened besides a ton of drinks, more drinks than usual. One noteworthy drink was a mixture of Dutch Caramel Vodka and White House Farm's Apple Cider, easily the drink of the night. I wasted $30 dollars on those alone. We end the night at a bar called precinct who's bar crawl special was a "zombie bomb" aka 151, cherry liquor, pineapple juice. We hadn't suspected 151 and all did a couple zombie bombs at last call. After the crawl came to an end our friend Josh, who likes to eat, decided we needed taco bell. Myself, Rocky, and Jake were in my car, following Katz's car who was also holding Ray and Josh. In the taco bell drive-thru a black cobalt (i agree gayest car for a male) cut off Katz's audi. Ray, who just  had gotten back from the navy, was not having this. He got out of the car and yelled "You better back the fuck up." the kids replied with some smart comments, apparently underestimating the rage of drunk zombies, caused Ray to walk up and kick the passenger door of the car. Josh got out, who was dressed as a dead Cleveland Browns coach, and the driver of the cobalt yelled, "Browns suck." That is the worst thing you can say to Josh. He instantly flipped the switch from hungry and irritated to disgusted at the people inside the cobalt. Josh yells and swears in a way that nobody could make sense of. In the midst of the yelling a black girl comes up and yells at the top of her lungs, "First off go Browns, second off I WANT ME SOME FUCKIN TACOS IGHT?". It was then that i looked back and noticed about 8-10 cars wrapping around behind us.  The two kids got out of the cobalt and said, "Listen you three, just quit your shit and let's get food because we don't want to hurt you." That was when I heard rocky speak up in the back of my car, he said, "three of us?" proceeded to climb out of the passenger window and let the two kids know that we had a second car of zombie power. The cobalt bitches would not quit their rant. Ray realized there was one thing to do, which was go and punch one of them. The passenger and driver jumped in the car before ray got to them. He hit the car and they hurried up and drove straight through the drive thru. Katz's car get food. My car ordered and when we pulled up to the cashier i said, "that was some crazy shit." and she replied, with what was the win of the night, " yeah it was but those two skinny dudes in the cobalt woulda got they asses handed to em by the other guys. they was way bigger." oh sweet success.