Bunnies lay eggs?

Today is Easter, a day I typically don't care about. I want to get to wherever I'm going for lunch or dinner, eat with my family and leave before the Indians game is over. This year is a little different, my girlfriend's family is joining my family and I'm slow to say I'm a bit excited. I have never had a girlfriend that I've brought to Easter or even any holiday related family gathering. I can't wait to load my plate with ham, turkey, potatoes made different ways, deviled eggs, Easter bread, salad, corn casserole. It's a holiday, fuck calorie counting. We have this banana cake from one sick bakery and I'm going to stuff my face with it. Cream cheese frosting that coats your mouth with a sugary glaze. I ate light the last two days, dropped an extra 1.5 pounds and I'm gaining it all back today and I'll deal with diet and exercise starting tomorrow. Eat on Easter. I remember once, I was in the 6-8 year old range, I ate a two pound chocolate bunny on Easter. My family was amazed, not because I ate the whole thing, but because I ate dinner, the whole bunny, and didn't throw up. Bring it on Easter, I've got your number.